"HAPPY NAVRATRA"

MAY GODDESS DURGA BLESS U NOT JUST

 THREE DAYS OF PURITY

THREE DAYS OF WEALTH

N' THREE DAYS OF WISDOM

BUT A LIFE FULL OF ABOVE THREE N'MORE

!!! OH….WOMEN!!!

Women Are Such Complex Creatures:

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don't you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, she says you are a dull guy.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it is a girls way.

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !

DOC'S LOVE LETTER

Hi honey,

      How is your homeostasis. My biochem values are within normal limits.I miss you like an ishemic heart missing its blood supply.I love you as much as TB loves lung apex. I care for you the way IV Taxim & IVMetrogyl cares for a post operative patient. I have implanted you in my SA Node. Plz don't be the aetiology of my heart failure.

        With tons of drips and injections.

          Always your's SARIDON...........

                                                                      Dr. Bubbly

MUNNA ASKS CIRCUIT

1. Bhai - Wat do we call a fat lady standing at a bus stop in a long que?

     Circuit - Simple hai na bhai bolne ka " MOTI WAITING"

2.Bhai - To tie a donkey is called?

    Circuit- Bhai bole to"BINDASS"

dear ilanders

A few days ago I posted a blog & the response I got made me post this piece. Although the previous blog  was a bit sarcastic(atleast from my point of view) this one is more on a serious note.

First thing first.

FRNDS I thought blogging means sharing your most intimate thoughts & fellings with online frnds. I thought blogging means lending a helping hand whenever your frnds are stressed or depressed.

Well my previous blog offended many of my iland frnds ( read male ilanders)and some even went to the extent of challenging my inner strength  & suggested that if i m sooooo angry with my man than why dont I leave him? This was not the point I wanted to make that blog just showed the stressful beiginning of my everyday.And I know that many working women start there day in the same manner and feel the same amount of stress which I go through every day. I am not saying that men are not stressed out but from time immorial men consider themselves as providers and preceive women as nourishers so they restrict themselves with outside chores(business, work,etc).

ALTHOUGH IN METRO CITIES MEN ARE NOW MORE  N MORE INVOLVING THEMSELVES ON THE DOMESTIC FRONT, BUT THE SITUATION IN SMALL TOWNS AND CITIES IS STILL POIGNANT.

If you people say that you treat women at par with men than you are lying a bit are not you?  there is no place on this earth where women are treated equally.In my previous blog  I wasnot generalising the behaviour of men neither I am  one of those who want the word man kind changed into woman kind.

With that blog I just wanted to convey that we women donot nead much but just little words of appreciation and respect  now and then so that when we are stressed or depressed we can think of those little words which make us important in our MAN'S life.

" LIFE IS LIKE A NOVEL WITH THE END RIPPED OUT."

Have you ever felt that you are caught in the web of love. Well most of we Indian women do no matter how self sufficient,independent or self reliant  we are we still cling on to our marital status.I am not a typical husband basher,but for god's sake why these men cannot understand the  simplest things about us. Why it is hard for them to acknowledge that women are mentally and physically more stronger.

Yes physically too we do perform all our domestic duties go to work(if working outside ) than come home again do our usuall chores.AND not only this we perform all our duties well.WOMEN are proficient in multi tasking which men lack still they cannot accept our intelligence and superiority in certain fields.

AND after we spent our life in maintainig lives of our parteners wat do we get sometimes not even a single word of appreciation.On the other hand if we make a mistake these men won't hesitate for a single second and moke on "the" mistake again and again.Men say they cannot understand women I say I cannot understand the species called "MEN".

 Is it contrasting with the picture well life is not easy esp.for a working mother of a one and a half year old baby and for wife of a 27 year old child.

SEIONARA   FRNDS.

Hi friends

I am a fresher to your virtual world.

I hope that you will be able to accomodate me.

I am not a very good writer but  I  will try to express my thoughts into words.

A few days abo I read somewhere "LIFE IS NOT FAIR TO  ALL BUT IT IS FAIR IN BEING UNFAIR TO ALL EQUALLY."

Well all of us had or are having or will have our share of heart breaks in our life.

To love someone

To cherish some one

To be with some one no matter wat

THE VERY IDEA OF LOVE creates an euphoria .

And then when a break up with some one you were so closely involved is inevitable it brings so much pain that you feel that your whole world has fallen apart.

But the melancholy which arrives with heart break doesnot makes us vamps or villains which is so often displayed in our recent T.V. serials.

May be perhaps there is a difference between reality and fiction.

THE TRUTH ABOUT LIFE IS IT GOES ON IT NEITHER STOPS FOR SOMEONE  OR SOMETHING

So luv & appreciate those who are with you but also acknowledgethose who were once apart of your life.

ZINDAGI KAISI HAI PHELI HAI

KABHI TO HASAYE  KABHI YEH RULAYE

KABHI DEKHO MAN KAHIN BHAGYE

PEECHE PEECHE SAPNO KE DHAGE

SAPNON KA RAHEE CHALA JAYE

SAPNON SE AAGE KA HAAN